Made by Tom Kiss, purely to satisfy a lifelong disappointment felt when being asked this question by cash machines.
It is a sad truth that under their enticing conversational guise, they will never offer any advice of actual use: just dreary, often depressing details regarding the status of your bank account.
Built with Slim, Sublime Text 2, Compass and SASS.
Got some good advice? You can send it to the machine at @adviceslip.
Thanks to the awesome @kcmyoung for recording the audio.
Oh yeah, and check out the Advice Slip API.